Q: Where are your products made?
A: The origin of each product can differ. We source from everywhere and anywhere to offer the best combination of quality and attainability (new passive aggressive word for affordability).
Q: How much is shipping?
A: We charge a simple flat rate $5 for any order any size in the USA. For complete shipping info please see shipping info
Q: Do you ship overseas?
A: Only if that is where you are. We generally will not ship overseas for no reason.
Q: Very funny. OK but how much is it? I live in Yemen.
A: We ship worldwide for a flat rate of $9.99 per order. Please see shipping info page for further details.
Q: What is your return policy?
A: Click this and prepare to have your world rocked.
Spoiler alert: It is just the return policy.
Q: Will you be restocking any items that have sold out?
A: Some of our products get restocked and some are made in limited runs. For products that will be restocked, there will usually be a backorder option when the items runs out.
Q: IF I EMAIL YOU A QUESTION USING ALL CAPS, WILL YOU ANSWER? EVEN THOUGH IT IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING?